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Adventures In Smart fortwo

by Andy Getch

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Get In My Electric Car [A4] Unaffectionate all dry drunk religion addict families [A] Hood and hole friends wrapped up with one the others gang [A2] When I left I was practically starting over Then I found an article about solar powered electric cars [A4] Role models driving internal combustion [A] Everybody’s perfect no family dysfunction [A2] And no litter in the street House wives well dressed petite and acting sweet [A4] It’s the 18th but I really only have a few days to write [A]The remaining subjects seem so uninviting Half-finished lyrics full of crap Makes we want to turn the flap And I Chorus [G] get in my electric [F] car (3rd time - oh boy here we go again) [G] This song seems [F] bizarre (3rd time thats more like faster blends) [G] Hypermile or just stay in [F] park [G] In my electric [A] car Instrumental verse [A4] Just a pleasant distraction [A] Like the mustang fastback and convertibles once were but Sooner or later I have to stop To refill or lights red and cars are backed up [A4] Driving doesn’t get to the root of the problem [A] Doesn’t even contemplate solving them Maybe its time for a rest Maybe its time to go to bed Unless I Repeat chorus [A4] No gears, no transmission, no distributor and no gas engine [A] Just an electric motor cranks the driveshaft with instant torque [Am] It’s a lease so I’ve got to drive it [A2] Don’t want to short the pre-paid miles When I Repeat chorus Instrumental verse
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Changing What I Can Chorus [D] I know I /we can’t do this all alone [A] Stop treating earth like a garbage dump and start treating it like my /our home [Bm] In the end I /we am just one man and woman [G] Making my /our world a better place and changing what I /we can I have hope to clean up mine and and have zero tail pipe emissions Drive a Smart car powered by electricity instead of internal combustion engine Powered by gasoline I have hope to flip the switch soon on solar panels for renewable energy Repeat (I) chorus Hope is all I have sometimes Seeing the clickbait headlines I have hope that we all can lead better lives To add more trees To live sustainably In what I believe That’s why I live in friendship and give peace a chance That’s why I stopped eating dairy and meat That’s why I stopped plundering and littering the planet Can we make it a paradise again <Whisper> Stop killing ourselves and each other With guns, pollution, and cancer Things we can change Things in our power Repeat (We) chorus twice
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The Things I Do For Love Have No End Chorus 1 [E] Oh well the things I do for love have no end [G] Like Bono said in the interview, I gotta place myself and my needs second third or even fourth sometimes [D] Although yesterday I wasn’t even having a chance of breaking into the top five [F] Yeah the things I do for love have no end Verse 1 [C] They only get started when I am awakened by the musical alarm [B] A CD I bought to support a friend trying to teach how to do no harm [C] Take a shower eat breakfast put on casual dress clothes [B] Keep telling Debby that I love her I can’t assume that she knows Verse 2 Then I hop in my Smart fortwo (or) on a nice day then I’ll ride my bike Cutting down my carbon footprint take a breath and realize It’s time to go to work and do my job even if I don’t love it anymore with feeling and meaning Cause going through the motions following blindly is just too easy Repeat Chorus 1 Bridge [A] Save myself [Amaj7] Save my life [E] Save the wealth [Amaj7] Save my wife [A] Save the planet to [E] Save ourselves Chorus 2 Oh well the things I do for love have no end Can’t always do what I wanna do, I gotta place myself and my needs second third or even fourth sometimes Because love, belonging, and meaning are the reasons to be alive Yeah the things I do for love have no end [E]
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Adventures In Smart fortwo Chorus 1 [A] Adventures in [D] Smart for [E] two Simone is white on white Louie is white on blue Simone’s cabrio is tan, Louie’s is black After driving these two I’m not going back To [B7] internal combustion Chorus 2 [A] Adventures in [D] Smart for [E] two are also fun Instant torque and quick acceleration Pretty good for a car that looks like a shoe Or a [B7] squished Gremlin Think reincarnation Verse 1 [C#7] While conservative critics may say electric vehicles [A7add11] are not necessary [C#7] Counting their riches can’t see their feet [A7add11] past hangover bellies [A] Slowly commiting food suicide [G#] And carbon footprint genocide [G] Whoa that took a weird turn [C] But I drive electric cause I’m sick of the [F] fossil fuel burn [C] Realized the high price of the [F] status quo [C] And now my carbon footprint habits [D] gotta [G] go Chorus 3 [A] Adventures in [D] Smart for [E] two require planning When driving beyond battery range Going old school low speed with the top down tanning Reading, [B7] shopping, or improvising at the charging station Verse 2 [C#7] Yeah it cost lots more to buy a Smart [A7add11] fortwo brand new [C#7] But we liked the 17-18 ride and handling better than the [A7add11] 14 coupe I drove used [C] Plus we wanted a cabrio with cloth seats and [F] there were very few (options) [C] I figure with electricity savings we’ll [F] break even with internal combustion after three years [C] then with maintenance after the next five and be [F] free and clear [C] Till the new Smart fortwo EQ comes to the Naples Smart [D] center near [G] here Repeat chorus 2 Bridge [B7] The advocates think by the next generation that transportation will be based on electrification Cause of falling battery prices, increased efficiency and mass production [Bdim] But conservatives just see internal combustion engines and gas stations everywhere [A] Both see it as a simple case of economic justification [C] While face timing on their [F] smart phones [C] Checking the app video monitors from their [F] smart homes [C] Ordering prime free two day shipping from [F] Amazon [C] None of which was possible a few short [F] years ago [Am] Noone can hear the Smart fortwo [A] sneaking up on the road Repeat chorus 1
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It Started 03:41
It Started Guitar open A7/E tuning EAC#GAE [A7] It started It started again A jumpscare From the roof to a limb The emphasis is on [D7] strength from within [A7] Then it started It started again [B7] I’m packing my suitcase Leaving this house for good [D7] Reposessed Smart fortwo [C7] have to go further [B7] out of state [F#7] Can we call it over At the end of November [F7] Cause this December I’m taking a bus traveling a new road [A7] It started It started again An excess suitcase with a [D7] jumpscare emphasis [A7] And I don’t know how to fix this [D7] The days of confusion about all of their preference ended with friendship remixed; With mosh pit contusions in 140 beat presence distended and blended in a fix; The owner retired when the barista was fired for serving cappucinos too rich; Ambiguous contusions without any good reference upended the tables into bricks; [C7] Through the window I hear Bruce Springsteen singing Santa Claus is Coming to Town after Shackled and drawn And neighbors yell Kids stay away from that Smart car and get off my lawn [A7] It started It started again I used to dream of Jeannie till she repossessed my lamp Then I picked up my guitar [D7] plugged in my amp [A7] Then it started It started again [B7] Christmas lost my way in this bus Went from a character to an unnamed bystander [D7] Found out I’m [C7] stranded next [B7] to a louse [A7] And it started It started again A jumpscare To a time I knew when I could fill up a suitcase Leave the excess socks [D7] under the bench [A7] Now the emphasis has shifted from this bus I don’t want to be here anymore

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Songs written, except as noted, and recorded during November 2018 in National Solo Album Month and spurred by writing ideas during National Novel Writing Month. Most tracks are one-take with one track and one instrument with one voice recorded on one condenser microphone.

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released November 30, 2018

All words and music written, and instruments played by Andy Getch

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