The Ballad of the Needless Appendage
4/4

A - xo222o; Asus4 - xo223o; D - xxo232
Dsus4 - xxo233; E - o221oo

l A l A Asus4 A l D l D Dsus4 D l E l D l A l A l

l A l A Asus4 A l
They were taking a trip to Mad-i-son
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Toolin along in a cool Sci-on
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Playin with handpuppets diggin on the stereo

l A l A Asus4 A l
The Scion carried a heavy load
l D l Dsus4 D l
Weighed down traveling on the road-
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Front of the car started rattling real low


l A l A Asus4 A l
Just about to cross the Minnesota line
l D l Dsus4 D l
When the front appendage it started to whine
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and they knew that bumper trim piece was about to go


l A l A Asus4 A l
It was only a needless append-age
l D l D Dsus4 D l
No way to fixing the assemblage
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and the only body shop for miles around was closed

l A l A Asus4 A l
So they left it in a bin in the park
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Anyway it was a-lmost getting dark
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and besides that who else would know


l A l A Asus4 A l
They were just trying to streamline a bit
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After all it just wouldn't fit
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With the guitars, pedals, amps and microphones


l A l A Asus4 A l
When you see this little cool Scion
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With one less piece on the back and front
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Just smile and wave on the way to their next show






similar pattern thru verses.

blackberryian along the way...showin all our fans the happenings of the day....it makes me feel....it makes me feel....